"The Crescent" Student Newspaper: 1928-30

THE CRESCENT]

VOLUME XU

NBWBERG, OREGON, FEBRUARY 11, 1930

NUMBER 9

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HAWAIIAN DEBATERS
VISIT LOCAL CAMPUS

Debaters Are Well Received at
Y. M.-Y. W. Reception

One of the most unique and worth
while programs sponsored hy the col-
lege for some time was the debate with
the University of Hawaii on Friday eve-
ning, February 7. The evening opened
with the singing of the college song
and the introduction of the debaters.
The team from Hawaii then presented
both the men and women's teams from
Pacific with leis and brought greetings
from the young people of their island.

An interesting fact about the Hawai-
ian team was that each man represent-
ed a different nationality. Dai Ho Chun
was of Chinese extraction, Shigeo Xo-
shida was from a Japanese background,
and Donald P. Layman was a Canadian
and therefore British. The debaters for
Pacific were Elmore Jackson, Lynn
Hampton and Ervin Diment.

The question debated was, "Resolved:
That the nations of the world should
adopt a plan of complete disarmament
except for such forces as are necessary
for police purposes." Hawaii upheld
the affirmative and Pacific the negative.
The speeches wore interesting through-
out, showing much thought on the part
of each of the young men. The affirma-
tive based their argument on the ex-
cessive cost of armaments, that they
give the lie to all our peace talk, and
that to make wars more difficult makes
them less possible. The negative con-
tended that such a plan of disarmament
would remove the tangible basis of se-
curity, would create a more dangerous
situation than is now present, and that
disarmament itself contains enormous
potentialities of destruction. Since the
debate was of the open-forum, no-de-
cision type, no decision was given as
to the winner and the meeting was
thrown open to discussion.

Immediately following the debate the
Y. M. and Y. W. reception for the new
students was held. Since the guest de-
baters and the whole audience were in-
vited to be present, the party resolved
itself into a reception for the Hawaiians
as well as the new students. Games
for getting acquainted were played and
some unusual contests were held. Mr.
Layman contributed to the success of
the party by playing several Hawaiian
songs. Refreshments were ice cream
and wafers. The chance to become ac-
quainted with the representatives from
Hawaii and to talk to them about their
country as well as the subject of de-
bate made the entertainment enjoyable
to everyone.

PALY IS FEATURE

OF TREFIAN MEET

The regular meeting of the Trefian
Literary Society was held in the dor-
mitory parlors February 5. Following
the installation of officers, a play, "Nev-
er Again," was given. The characteis
were Lela Jones, Elizabeth Ott, Lillie
Blake, and Dorene Heacock.

3to Jllemonam

EVA HUMMER HULL
WALTER HODSON LEWIS

ACTING POPPETS
FASCINATE AUDIENCE

Seventh Lyceum Number Draws
Capacity Crowds

When did the revival of learning be-
gin?

Just before exams.

BEAUTY

I know a spot where beauty lies;

Where scenes like music

Meet the ej'es.

In mountains vast,

Meet the eyes.

In mountains vast,

A clear, blue lake

Mirrors the clouds

For nature's sake.
And there's a spot where beauty lies.

I know a spot where beauty lies;

Where scenes of glory

Meet the eyes.

In a cabin bare,

In a lonely spot.

Where life is poor

But a soul is not.
Here is a spot where beauty lies.

—J. D. S.

NEW STUDENTS ABE

WELCOMED TO DORMS

Those at the dormitories are glad tt
welcome Loyde Osbui n from Entiat,
Washington, and Esther Raz from Mult-
nomah, Oregon. Everyone expects to
have many good and interesting times
with these new friends.

CO-EDS BEWARE!

While the old custom of "pin plant-
ing," that gallant act of attaching one's
Gold "P" pin, Y. M. C. A. pin or other
organization pin to the bosom of one's
best beloved in lieu of an engagement
ring, is not likely to cease altogether
on the Pacific College campus, we are
surprised to learn that both planter
and plan tee have made the lady in the
case "liable to a term of one year In
the county jail or a fine of $1000, or
both."

While browsing through Oregon
Laws, William Adams, a graduate of
the U. of O. law school last year, hap-
pened across the section 2202-8, which,
he discovered, is an act making it a
crime for any person not a member of
an organization to "wear or display any
badge, button, rosette or other emblem
of said society or organization." The
act carries the provision for the above
punishment.

The moral to our little story is — fewer
female members of the Gold "P" club.

FACULTY MEMBER GIVES

INSPIRING CHAPEL TALK

Miss Sutton gave a very helpful talk
in chapel Friday, Jan. 7. She quoted
the mathematical law that says: "Any
finite number multiplied by infinity
gives infinity. She told of a man of
long ago who was brave and courageous.
He was an insignificant looking man,
very small, and bald-headed. He had
continual 111 health, but in spite of this
all he had an indomitable will and he
labored through suffering, and his tri-
umph of spirit over physical disabilities
was very noticeable. Otheis of his char-
acteristics were: singleness of purpose,
width of vision, restless and eager to j
accomplish the work set before him.
His writings are very remarkable. Great '
men such as St. Augustine, Martin Lu- I
ther, Dwight L. Moody and prominent
men o£ today were influenced by his
writings. He is a great help to all who
read his writings.

The Manhattan Marionettes furnished
unusual and entirely delightful enter-
tainment at two programs Tuesday,
February 4. Both performances were
very well attended. At the matinee
the children of the other schools In
town who made up most of the audi-
ence were enthusiastic in their recep-
tion of the acting and antics of the
puppet men and animals, and the audi-
ence in the evening were quite as ap-
preciative. Three acts of a comedy
dealing with Tom Sawyer and his friend
"Huck" entitled "Buried Treasure"
were given in the afternoon. Another
act was added to the same comedy for
the evening performance. Some of the
outstanding figures aside from the prin-
ciple characters were the negro baby
doll, the dog, the ballet dancer, and the
juggler.

This was the seventh number on the
Lyceum course and the next will be
President Pennington's lecture on Feb-
ruary 13th.

YAMHILL COl'NTY C. E.

UNION CONDUCTS RALLY

PACIFIC BOYS OFF FORM

— LOSE TO ALBANY

The Prune Picking quintet from Pa-
cific College breezed into the Pirates'
den of Albany College and then sneaked
sheepishly out the door and drove away
from that disastrous vicinity with ve-
locitudinous haste. The Quaker boys
lolled around the armory gym on that
memorable last Friday night (please for-
get it) to amass the breath-taking total
of one point for every five of the forty
minutes played. The Pirates didn't do
much better themselves but neverthe-
less afforded some humor if not ex-
citement to the otherwise dry occasion.
When a Prune Picker would be stand-
ing with the ball wondering what to
do with it a red headed Pirate with a
front tooth out would come sauntering
up and oblige the Quaker boy to give
him the ball or he would take it (which
he did). Box Lifter Bissett was the
only man who could shake oft the wig-
gling plunderers and hang onto the ball.
Tree Shaker Baker and Ditto Donnell
played fine defensive games along with
Box Lifter, as evidenced by the meager
twenty-three points garnered by the

(Continued on page three)

The first of the new Yamhill County
Bi-monthly Christian Endeavor Rallies
was held at McMinnville Sunday after-
noon, February 2. It was especially
fitting that this new plan for arousing
Endeavor enthusiasm in the county
was instituted at that time since Feb-
ruary 2 was Christian Endeavor Day.
Besides the regular meeting of the Ex-
ecutive Committee there was a social
period followed, by two conferences, one
on the Social Committee and one on
the Missionarry Committee. There was
also a meeting of representatives from
each society to discuss the Crusade
chart for this year. The Rally closed
with a playlet, "Unto All Nations —
Christian Endeavor," in which the C. E.
needs of the various nations were pre-
sented as well as the plans of the coun-
ty for the coming year.

The next Rally will be April 6 at
the Newberg Friends Church. It is
hoped that all the Endeavorers will take
advantage of this opportunity to coop-
erate in making the Newberg Rally a
success, thus proving again their En-
deavor enthusiasm.

SMALL GROl'P ENJOYS

POST-EXAM JUBILEE

The usual order of college parties was
changed somewhat at the Post-Exam
Jubilee, Saturday evening, February 1.
Instead of meeting in Room 14 as is
customary, the students found a little
notice on the south door telling them
to move on to the Dormitory parlors.
There a small but responsive group of
students and Miss Binford enjoyed
themselves together. Carrom, Rook, and
"Cootie" were played, and the refresh-
ments consisted of hot chocolate, cook-
ies, and candy bars.

I

TWO

THE CRESCENT

Published semi-monthly during the college year by the Stu-
dent Body of Pacific College, Newberg, Oregon.

RALPH E. CHOATE '31
Editor-in-Chief

Phone Blue 20

MARION DE VINE '32
Associate Editor

Phone Red 19

CONTRIBUTING EDITORS

Society La Verne Hutchens

Chapel .Helen Whipple

Y. M. C. A Hans Nieland

Y. W. C. A Elinor Whipple

Sports .Frank Cole

Features Lincoln Wirt

Personals Ethel Newberry

Jokes Noel Bowman

Academy Seniors Veldon Diment

Dormitory Elisabeth Ott

MANAGERIAL STAFF
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YOUTH!

I have been told that the pussy willows are out already. I
am glad of that because Spring must be close at hand. Nature
is preparing for the summer and Fall and new life is beginning
to appear on the earth. Spring is usually portrayed by the fresh-
ness and beauty of young manhood and womanhood. We of the
College of the World are in the spring of life. Our lives will con-
tinue to grow and develop and the fruit of our lives will appear
to bless the world. May we enjoy our youth and use it for the
betterment of the world. I think Langston Hughes, the well
known negro poet, has caught the true idea of youth in his poem
of that title:

We have tomorrow
Bright before us
Like a flame.

Yesterday, a night-gone thing,
A sun-down name.

And dawn today

Broad arch above the road we came.
We march!

HAWAII-PACIFIC

We all congratulate our debate team on the excellence of their
work last Friday night in upholding the negative of the disarm-
ament question, against the University of Hawaii. The speeches
showed the results of hard labor and were well delivered. We
regret that more people did not hear the debate. It was very
much worth while. We were glad also for the spirit of friendli-
ness with which the representatives of Hawaii were entertained.
We enjoyed every minute of their stay on our campus and hope
that they will not forget us as they return to their distant home
and school. Here's to our debaters ! May the season be success-
ful!

Don't forget student body elections that are coming up soon.
May Day is coming, also.

With a smile,

Editor.

Chem. 1 Student: "Prof. Perisho, what
is a catalyst?"

Prof. Perisho: "A catalyst is a sub-
stance which aids or retards a reaction
without itself being permanently chang-
ed."

Chem. 1 Student: "Then is a black
cow eating green grass and giving white
milk which makes yellow butter a cata-
lyst?"

Don (translating French): "Three
times I strove to cast my arms about
her neck, and — that's as far as I got."

Miss Myers: "I think that was quite
far enough, Mr. Larimer."

"I made a political speech at the Le-
gion Hall last night."
"How did you come out?"
"Limping, but wasting no time."

BADICALITES

The Room U situation has speedily 1
reached the place where the monitors I
have to unduly exercise their perceptive |
faculties in order to have any victims.
However, it makes a very nice little
game — really quite interesting and ,
amusing.

If it will do any good, the Academy |
American History class would like to .
go on record as desiring another daily |
newspaper in the library. We suspect
that the Spanish paper wouldn't do us
any good even if we could read it, and
the worst of it is that nearly everyone
else thinks so too, thus creating a large
waiting list for the Oregonian.

The Fourth Tears are hoping that it
will soon be open season on Treasure.
We have been looking forward to that
particular hunt for some time now.

The following Is our idea of an orig-
inal joke (question mark, a la Graphic):

Young Lynn: "Bark, Bark- Hrrck!
Hrrrrrrck!"

Poor Humble Us: "Shay Lynn, you
gob a colt?"

Y. L.: "Naw."

P. H. U.: "What is it then?"

Y. L.: "It's a full grown hoarse."

Our class is "deeply surprised to see
Carl Sandoz still with us. We supposed
that after his brilliant appearance be-
hind the scenes as a Marionetter he
would soon be on the road.

With apologies to the implicated in-
dividuals, I present the following Ode
to a Departed Snowdrift, in the blank-
est sort of verse: We Ott to be able
to Chase around over the Gulleys now
that the Frost has abated and the
Courser weather seeni9 to be over. If
I Wirt a King with local influence I
would have Curtly ordered the whole
Crew out to clean up the Street so
that cars wouldn't get Myer-d as fast
as a Post every time they left their
Barnes. But Frankly I am Badley tired
of burning up the Cole and would rath-
er sit on the Davenport. I think I
Haiie need to say any Moore.

Economy Cleaners
and Dyers

503 First St.

Clarence Butt

Attorney

Office Second Floor Union Block

THE FOURTH DIMENSION

Two swallows make a gulp. Two
thousand pounds make a ton. One hun-
dred sixty square rods make an acre,
and ten gallons make a hat. And you
may just ask any one, John Henry in
particular. We don't know whether it
was Paul Revere, U. S. Grant or Dan-
gerous Dan McGrew who established
that fourth dimension but it was no less
a person than John Henry Davenport 11
who made it practical.

Watches

Jewelry

Clocks

E. G. REID

Watch and Clock Repairing

Con 111 in Pens and Pencils

402 First Street Newberg, Oregon

A. C. Smith

Dealer in Leather Goods
Auto Tops a Specialty

703 First Street

Ed Real's Shoe Shop

Quality and Service

Patronage Appreciated

Brooks' Printery

Phone Black 22
410 First St. Newberg, Ore.

Watches Clocks
Expert Watch and Pen Repairing

F. E. Rollins

Jewelry

Waterman Pens

COOLEY'S DRUG STORE

A complete line of Drugs and
Drug Sundries, Books
and Stationery

Self Service Store

Serve Yourself and Save

C. A. MORRIS

OPTICIAN-JEWELER

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Sandwich Shop

for

HOT DINNER SANDWICHES

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Physician and Surgeon

Office in Dixon Building
Newberg Oregon

/ "\

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Chas. C. Collard

Sheet Metal Works

Pipe and Pipeless Furnaces

Newberg Laundry

Good Work — Good Service
Try Us

For the easiest shave and
most up-to-date haircut —

Go To

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THREE

QUAKER SPORTS

PACIFIC BOYS OFF FORM

— LOSE TO ALBANY

(Continued from page one)

treasure hunters. Pickers Sandoz, Cole
and McQuire managed to hold the
guards down to a reasonable number of
points but were sliced off in a like man
ner, or more so, themselves.

Thus the entertainment ended, but
the memory lingers on, especially for
the handful of loyal supporters who
braved the torrential rains and tried
to kid themselves that they were get-
ting fifty cents worth of excitement
watching the ten boys trotting around
beneath.

The Monmouth Normal quintet trav-
eled to Newberg Friday, Jan. 31, and
returned home with the bacon — forty-
two to twenty-three.

The Prune Pickers of Pacific played
bang-up basketball in the second half
to outscore the school teachers in that
period but that is only half the story.
Here is the whole story in a nutshell:
First half Monmouth 24, Pacific 4; sec-
ond half. Pacific 19, Monmouth 18; final,
Monmouth 42, Pacific 23.

During the entire first half the local
boys tried' in vain to fill their "hoodoo"
basket and at the same time to hold
down the visitors, but the one-arm shot-
putter from Monmouth putted sixteen
points. This forward appeared as awk-
ward as a washer woman on Tuesday
but with a push of his left hand he
would ring the basket just as everyone
thought he was going to topple back-
wards on his head.

The Prune Pickers gathered in seven
points in the second half before the
leaders knew what all the breeze was
about. During the rest of the game it
was a case of matching basket for bas-
ket-but Pacific had the edge through
the entire half.

SPORTITORIALS

Coach Wolfe encouraged the
local quintet after the Mon-
mouth game by enlightening
them to the fact that his team
had an off night and that his
one-arm pusher was usually good
for twenty-five points at least.
If this is his usual stunt then
I am an awful mathematician,
for I don't quite understand how
one man can make twenty-five
points in a game during which
the whole team only scored thir-
teen. Maybe lean, long, lanky
, lefty sprained his thumb.

Hard luck has been plentiful
in the local camp of late. The
Monmouth game was played
without George Donnell in the
lineup and the Albany game
without the services of Fred
Harle. If we could have used
these stars in our last two games
it wouldn't take much figuring
to see how both of these games
might have been pulled out of
the fire and placed on the credit
side of the basketball ledger.

The girls have begun turning
out and preparing to make a
public demonstration of their
basketball prowess. With sev-
eral letter women back the out-
look seems bright for a success-
ful season. Boost the Prune
Pickerettes sextet.

OH, YEAH!

Once upon a time there was a college
professor who didn't give final exams.

Once there was a woman who never
said, "But I haven't a thing to wear!"

Once there was a student who really
loved Mathematics.

Once upon a time, on a dark rainy
Saturday morning, all the residents of
the dormitory got up for breakfast.

Once a girl walked right past a mir-
ror without glancing into it.

Once there was a woman who didn't
want a fur coat.

AND THE NEXT DAT IT RAINED!

The League of Rations

Waitress: "Hawaii, gentlemen? Youse
must be Hungary to eat in a dump like
this."

Gent: "Yes, Siam, and we can't Ru-
mania long either. Venice lunch ready?"

Waitress: "I'll Russia to the table.
Will you Havana?"

Gent: "Nome, you can wait on us."

Waitress: "Good, Japan the menu yet?
The Turkey is Nice."

Gent: "Anything, at all. But can't
Jamaica little speed?"

Waitress: "I don't think we can Fiji
that fast, but Alaska."

Gent: "Never mind asking anyone.
Just put a Cuba sugar in our Java."

Waitress: "Sweden it yourself. I'm
only here to Servia."

Gent: "Denmark our bill and call the
Bosphurus. He'll probably Kenya. I
don't Bolivia know who I am."

Waitress: "No, and I don't Caribbean.
Youse guys sure Armenians."

Boss: "Samoa of your wisecracks, is
it? Don't Genoa customer is always
right? What's got India? You think
maybe this arguing Alps business?"

Gent: "Canada racket. 'Spain in the
neck."

So they had Turkey fried in Greece.

HOOVER HALL HOLDS

HAWAIIAN TEA PARTY

Four walls confront me.

Blank,

Meaningless!

So are my thoughts,

Blank,

Meaningless.

My neighbor's page is

Blank,

Meaningless!

So must my grades be

Blank,

Meaningless!

— U. of Idaho.

SONG OF THE OPEN FIRE

I love to sit
By an open fire,
And watch
The flames
soar —

Higher and higher —
The night winds sigh —
As they pass me by
And the night birds
croon-
To a sleepy moon,
And the song of
The open fire.

— Helen Eisert.

Johnny: "The teacher spanked me to-
day because I was the only one in the
class who could answer a question."

Mother: "Absurd! Tell me, dear, what
was the question?"

Johnny: "Who put the pin in teacher's
chair?"

Elizabeth: "Did you give the fish
more water?"

Helen: "No. They haven't drunk all
I gave them yesterday."

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Act One

No nolce — Less noise — Silence!

What's that? Hey, who's that sneak-
ing into Jackson's room? The sap,
doesn't he know that Elmore's trying
to rest after the debate? Hmmm-m-m!
Guess I'll follow him and see what's
coming off. Ah-a-a-a! Look what's
here! Shhh-h-h-h! Shut the door, and
your mouth and come on in.

The above is an example of what
goes on in a well-regulated dormitory
after an intercollegiate debate and a
wild party.

Several wayward students go through
the same nerve-wracking experience,
and Lo and Beholds — a regular old "Kan-
yon Hall Tea Party" is in process! Well,
now that we're here, what's gonna hap-
pen? Nothin' — well let's all pile Elmore
then! Naw, leave 'im alone. Can'tcha
see where some muck popped him in
the cheek?

Intermission, while some big bloke
called Larimer goes and silently calls
our debating guests to our little pot-
luck barbecue — !

Chapter Two

Several, numerous, lengthy, minutes
later eight weary, stuffed, garrulous
youths are having a beautiful time
when they are interrupted by the en-
trance of two of P. C.'s famous basket-
ball team, one of whom bears a beau-
tiful search-light on the front of his
physiognomy that shines in the dark
like a model T Ford!

Eventually, and gradually the crowd
scatters back to its respective bunks,
armaments are disarmed, and peace is
established once more, to last until Don
Larimer's exhaust whistle, situated di-
rectly below his forehead, commencer
to percolate!

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has

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Drug Store

Kodak Service Fountain Service

Phone Green 113

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Barber Shop

Want a Neat Haircut?

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Try Us -509 First St.

ATTENTION STUDENTS

The Parker Hardware Co. is the place
to buy a real line of Athletic Goods.
Come in and look them over if nothing
else.

Bill Best, Plumber

Ready, Efficient Service

205 First Street Phone Black 31

Ward's BarberShop

Service and Satisfaction

Located in Bus Terminal

E. C. Baird

General Merchandise

We appreciate your patronage
Phone Red 37

City Meat Market

"The Home of Good Meats"

Phone Red CC

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Advice and Ready Service
810 First Street Phone Blue 4

FOUR

Y. M. C. A.

February 5

President Pennington lectured to the
Y. M. C. A. men on the subject of "Na-
tionalism," stressing "Reasonable Patri-
otism." The lecture was beneficial in
that it pointed out the way for us to
proceed under certain circumstances.
President said that we should love our
country intelligently; that as we love
it we must realize that it has its faults,
and that in such cases we should help
to correct these faults. President Pen-
nington says, "Supreme loyalty is not
love for our country, but we owe a
higher loyalty to humanity and to God."

Y. W. C. A.

DORM DOINGS

The first feed of the new semester
was enjoyed by all of the girls in the
dormitory Tuesday evening, February 4.
After everyone had returned from ly-
ceum, all grabbed necessary articles and
went to the parlors where each one had
ice cream and cookies plus salted pea-
nuts. During the process of food, elim-
ination the conversation took a decided
turn for lyceum numbers and giants
to birthdays. It was discovered that
Lillie Blake was celebrating her birth-
day; so everyone joined in congratulat-
ing her.

Speaking of feeds, there was a vis-
itor in Goldie's and Elizabeth's room the
other night who had a grand feed. The
visitor seemed to be one of those crea-
tures they call Mus-museuleus, for the
four fig bars that had been left were
only about two and a half the next
morning. This little visitor had alsc
visited one of Goldie's bureau drawers
Goldie and Elizabeth will invest in a
trap for mice as soon as possible, foi
they cannot continue to furnish boarc"
and room for such a small occupant.

Some of the girls in the dormitories
have been experimenting with photog-
raphy in their rooms. This was done
during exam week by several girls. It
it is a lot of fun, especially when one
sees Elva try to keep still and sit still
for a minute and a half. She did suc-
ceed several times — believe it or not.

Was Elva surprised, provoked, cross,
and then all of a sudden joyous and
shouting happy? Oh, no! Such were
her feelings when she returned one Sat-
urday afternoon from Portland to find
that her roommate had taken upon her-
self to move. Coming upstairs and
dashing into her room, Elva found she
did not live where she thought she did.
Lillian and Elva are now occupying
Generva's old room, since Generva mov-
ed down stairs. Esther Raz has Elva's
and Lillian's old room.

During exam week the little warn-
ing knocks from the room next door
to make less noise were things that
were forgotten. On Monday and Tues-
day everyone was wishing that the aw-
ful ordeal of this exam or that exam
was over. By Wednesday evening great
shouts of joy were heard as nearly ev-
eryone had finished exams. Several of
the dormitory enjoyed their weekend
at their homes, but those who stayed
also enjoyed a happy, carefree weekend.
Everyone is happy and is starting the
new semester with new determination
and interest.

February 6

Teaching as a vocation for women,
was the subject of Mrs. Florence Henry
in Y. W. on Februaiy G. She defined
vocation first as an occupation, a task
done just to be busy; then as a trade,
which one selects, then trains for, and
gains experience in; and lastly as a
calling, one being called to do a cer-
tain task. Teaching fits girls for home-
making, and teaches them tolerance and
patience. It also has social advantages
and offers great possibilities for service.
In closing, she told of her work as a
home economist for the Yamhill Elec-
tric Company, and invited all the girls
to visit the testing kitchen.

"I knew an artist who once painted
a cobweb on the ceiling so realistically
that the maid spent hours trying to get
it down."

"I don't believe it."

"Why not? Artists have done such
things."

"Yes, but not maids."

Waiter: "What will you have?"
Customer: "I don't know what I
want."

Waiter: "Then take hash and you
won't know what you get."

"Your Honor," said the foreman of
the jury, "we find the man who stole
the horse not guilty."

While an Irishman was making a
speech, somebody threw a cabbage at
him. After a moment's pause he said:

"Gentlemen, "I asked only for your
ears; I don't care for your heads."

Guest: "What do you have?"

Waiter: "I have liver, calves' brains,
pigs' feet, spare ribs — "

Guest: "Stop! I want to know what
you have to eat."

Pat had been greatly weakened by
exposure and the hardships of war, and
was sent home on leave of absence to
recuperate. As he reached the home
town, an old friend rushed up to him
and said:

"I'm glad to see you're back from the
front."

Pat looked worried: "Begorra, I knew
I was getting thin, but I didn't think
you could see that much."

Doctor Hester: "Young man, I hav6
good news for you. Tomorrow you can
take your arm out of the sling. It will
be well enough so you can do what you
want to."

Don L.: "Can I play the piano?"

Doc: "Yes."

Don: "That's great, doc! I never
could before."

The Scotch bagpipers were shattering
the atmosphere into thousands of frag-
ments.

"Why do those fellows keep walking
up and down as they play?"

"I don't know, unless it makes them
harder to hit."

She (relating her travels): "And in
Florence 'I visited the Pitti Palace."
He: "Oh, did urns?"

Quality Dairy

"The Name Implies"

PURE MILK AND CREAM

804 First St. Newberg, Ore.

Phone Black 212

An insurance company's doctor asked
a lady who had applied for a policy
if there was insanity in the family.

"No," she replied, "only my husband
Imagines he's the head of the house."

"I hit a fellow yesterday and you
should have seen him run."
"Yeah?"

"Yeah, but he didn't. catch me."

Butcher: "Come, John, be lively; break
the bones in Mr. Williamson's chops
and put Mr. Smith's ribs in the basket."

John: "All right. Just as soon as
I've sawed off Mrs. Murphy's leg."

VALENTINES
Boyd's Book Store

WANTED!

Reliable student to do light work
about the home in payment for room.
If interested, see or call Mrs. H. E.
Sweet. Phone Black 53.

Progressive Shoe
Shop

Expert service awaits your patronage

508Vj First Street

Groth Electric Co.

Reliable Electricians

All Work Guaranteed

510 First Street Newberg, Oregon

DR. ZEFF SEARS

Drugless Physician

705 First Street Newberg, Oregon

BERRIAN SERVICE
STATION

Greasing, Free Crankcase Service
Exide Batteries, Battery Repairing
Car Washing
Corner First and Edwards Streets
NEWBERG, ORE.
J

Baynard Motors

Oakland — Pontiac — Durant

Sales and Service
Call Green 75

Crede's Market

Quality and Service
Count

Phone Blue 129

G21 First Street

Ask for that Good
NEWBERG BREAD

Newberg Bakery

FIRST NATIONAL BANK

NEWBERG, OREGON

Keep your reserve funds with us
Interest paid on savings accounts

GEM CAFE

A Comfortable and Good place
to Eat

Real Mexican Chili

"Elizabeth, wasn't that a funny dream
I had last night?"

"I don't know anything about your
dream, Helen."

"Why, Elizabeth, and you were
there!"

Judge: "Have you ever been up be-
fore me?"

Accused: "I don't know. What time
do you get up?"

THE YAMHILL ELECTRIC CO.

Gives an Electric Service of re-
liability and courteous attention
to its customers' requirements.

YAMHILL ELECTRIC CO.

UNITED STATES NATIONAL BANK

Capital, Surplus and Profits $150,000.00

Accounts of students, faculty and friends of Pacific College invited
INTEREST PAID ON SAVINGS ESTABLISHED 1889

Ralph W. Van Valin

OVER U. S. BANK

DENTISTRY
X-Ray Diagnosis

GAS ADMINISTERED

SAVE WITH SAFETY AT YOUR
REXALL STORE

School Books and Stationery
Developing, Printing — Daily Service

LYNN B. FERGUSON
Prescription Druggist — Rexall Store
302 First St. Phone Black 10G

Quality Merchandise at Low Cost

SEE MILLER'S FOR QUALITY GOODS THAT IS
ALWAYS SATISFACTORY

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Phone Green 111

Newberg, Oregon